Showing posts with label employment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label employment. Show all posts

Friday, February 21, 2014

Help with Yelp: What joke would you tell to get an editor job?

Yelp said it was looking for an editor with a good sense of humor.

To apply, it said, "Please submit a resume, cover letter, writing sample, and a link to your Yelp profile! And one joke."

That request might stymie an applicant. An executive interviewing me once over dinner asked what my former colleagues would say about me if asked. I mentioned to him that among leadership and editing skills, they might mention my alleged good sense of humor.

"You have a good sense of humor? Tell me a joke," he said.

His demand briefly chased any joke I knew momentarily out of my mind.

I eventually recovered and tortured him with the classic Roy Rogers cat joke, which can be stretched out to half an hour, but I didn't want to hang around that long (a short version is below if you really want to see it). The interview didn't even last through the main course.

If you were seeking the Yelp editor job, or want to help someone who is, please enter a joke for Yelp on our Facebook page.

Roy Rogers' cat joke in brief:

Roy Rogers rides home from a hard day's work on the ranch, a slain mountain lion draped across the back of Trigger.

Roy's new boots are all scratched, ripped and muddy.

Dale goes out to greet him and spots the mountain lion, looks down at Roy's shredded boots and back up at the mountain lion, and says:

"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?"

The Chattanooga Choo Choo Song:






Sunday, August 9, 2009

Not as bad = It's getting better


It seems we inadvertently touched someone's nerve. A friend of a Facebook friend took umbrage when we added a comment about the jobs report to which the friend was linking. The New York Times story she cited:





There was some fun banter, so we quipped, "Is the rate down because there just aren't that many people left to lay off?"
Which brought further discussions and a serious retort with a US Census Bureau citation: "There are more than 153 million jobs in the US. This idea that there are fewer jobs to lose is ludicrous."

Ludicrous or not, above is the Bureau of Labor Statistics chart showing net monthly changes in jobs. (We're not making this up.) Since January, 2008, the net change has been negative each month. The bureau's monthly net count (those are minus signs):
2008
Jan. -72,000
Feb. -144,000
Mar. -122,000
Apr. -160,000
May -137,000
Jun. -161,000
Jul. -128,000
Aug. -175,000
Sep. -321,000
Oct. -380,000
Nov. -597,000
Dec. -681,000

2009
Jan. -741,000
Feb. -681,000
Mar. -652,000
Apr. -519,000
May -303,000
Jun. -443,000 (Preliminary)
Jul. -247,000 (Preliminary)
So, we have no quibble with the report that the pace of job loss is slowing, and the other monthly figure, the jobless rate, dropped a point to 9.4%. Recession may be ending. Jobless counts lag economic movement.
Our point:
If you're one of the 153 million at work, congrats.
If you're one of the 247,000 who lost a job in June, one of the 5 million the bureau calls long-term unemployed (27 weeks or more), or have been out of work some other period of time, we may have help for you, especially if you are a jilted journalist.
Check out our latest story on reinventing yourself. Lots of advice, particularly aimed at journalists, from career coach Madhu Krishnappa Maron.
Hope it helps.